Forbidden (or merely crafty) Thoughts In a Doctor's Office
1) I wonder if doctors believe they're superior to Congressmen. They probably do.
2) Is there any human organ more inaptly named than "testicle"? (Seriously, "testicle"?)
3) The other patients who took Tootsie Rolls from this bowl -- you sure what they had wasn't contagious?


18 Comments:
Who doesn't believe they're superior to congressmen? (from a humble doctor)
What would you rather? Popsicle?
What kind of doctor hands out tootsie rolls?
As the doctor of one of your henchmen in Healdsburg CA, let me say: Right on, DJK!!!
Rather discuss trivial matters such as "testicles", perhaps DK (if he actually posts and reads this blog) should discuss more serious matters such as the recent punditry approving the idea of concentration camps in America (by way of approving the past interment of Japanese Americans during WWII) by Bush-appointee Daniel Pipes.
If he has any committment to civil or human rights, he should decry the revisionist history of Bush-appointee Daniel Pipes, calling the internment of Japanese-Americans acceptable, and calling for the same thing for Muslim Americans!! see:
http://www.juancole.com/2004/12/pipes-favors-concentration-camps-that.html
IT is really a must for him and all concerned with civil rights to put a denouncation of it on his blog, and perhaps sponsor legislation calling for Daniel Pipes' impeachment (if that is the process by which executive branch appointees are removed)! Otherwise we are aiding the slippery slope to fascism in America. Maybe if he got a better scheduler than Amy Vossbrink he would notice such far more important issues rather than the unique nature of the word "testicles".
kevin
Dennis --
Have you decided that blogging is not for you after all? It isn't for me either, but I was planning to read yours religiously.
I obviously disagree with the previous comment -- I wish that I had a congressman who wasn't afraid to say testicle in a lighthearted way. If it weren't for the living-in-Ohio part, of course. ;-)
-Liam
Cheers --
-Liam
Oh -- obviously I disagree with only the previous comment's objections to flippancy, not his objection to Daniel Pipes. I have never even heard of Daniel Pipes, but he sounds like a right eejit to me.
-Liam Again
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